Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The SIege of Stupidity


The Siege of Stupidity
The year 2035, a bill has been proposed in the United States which award $10 million every month to the school with the highest average GPA despite strikes against the act which most people believed the money could go to a better cause. For months they striked, signing online surveys that the money should go to funding entertainment or technology for new and improved smart phones, but it was all a waste of time.
Almost immediately new rules were enforced in schools requiring students to eat lunch as fast as their body will allow them. After finishing their meal, they were forced into libraries and computer labs where tutors and books waited eagerly for their arrival because the pay was big if they won the money. For an hour students would finish homework, attempt to understand complicated equations and theories, some even unsolved to that day. If any tutor deemed a student too stupid and thoroughly believed that they were bringing down the school average, they would be gone the next day and never seen again. Before being deemed an idiot, tutors would resort to verbal abuse, yelling at students for doing anything wrong. Maybe they were irritated that day, so the tutors can and will resort to physical punishments where most of them were shocked into ‘intelligence’ or whipped back into shape. This went on for weeks and weeks but none of the kids dare say a word of it in their home out of fear for their lives.
On the day that all of this mad studying began, students had microchips secretly implemented into their skull. An announcement was made shortly after the progress was complete they were told, “Any attempts to remove this will be dealt with accordingly. Oh and make sure not to tell anyone because if you do, we’ll take matters into our own hands, and I’m sure none of you would want that.” Most children were mortified, some grew violent and were quickly disposed of, and others were more rational, one of them being Garry Johnston. Garry was always the smart kid in school, very popular, and known as the shining example of a student in Whitney Young.
After school, Garry would gather up others who had similar goals and attempt to form a plan of rebellion. Communication was tough because of the chip in their heads, not even writing was safe because it kept track of any type of movement, whether it was writing, typing, or signing. The only way to communicate they could think of was drawing letters in the dirt with their feet, slow and almost useless they started using pebbles. They formed an absolutely huge collection of pebbles and compared to how fast they got work done before, this was a huge boost in efficiency.
After communication was finished, a plan was devised. Trying to fight the school off one by one would certainly result in death for all of them, or whatever happened to those deemed too stupid by the school. Running away wouldn’t work either due to the chips in their head. Soon it was realized, “What if everyone stopped working at once? They can’t possibly stop all of us!” Everyone liked the idea and refused to think into it any further unless they were discussing the plan with another fellow student. After months of planning, it was ready.
The following day during school, it was 11:55am. There were the occasional glances from other students, a lot of sweating and shaking out of fear if anything went wrong, but overall there was excitement. As soon as the clock struck 12:00, it began.
In a matter of seconds there was a full scale brawl inside the library. Students, teachers, and tutors fighting over weapons, some already lay dead on the floor and others shooting into the crowd without a care for who they hit. The fight didn’t last long, the students believed they won the fight, until they heard what sounded like a stampede outside. When they peered out the window, they found out exactly what happened to all the students deemed too stupid. They were all brainwashed and thirsty for blood. Needless to say the fight was lost, everyone was presumed dead and the school later closed down due to lack of funding.
Days passed and eventually the word spread of the horrible treatment going on in schools. Parents immediately removed their children from schools, no one knew who got the message out, and no one cared, they were all happy to be out of school and free to do as they pleased. Soon, on the FOX News station, a recording aired of spread the word of the cruel treatment, and in the chair was Garry. He shared all of the tragic events and treatment he and other students endured and the expressions on everyones’ face was that of pure awe. The reward for high GPAs was immediately removed, and of course, kids were forced back into school. It was a slow process but eventually parents trusted schools enough to teach their children.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

List of Advice For Incoming Freshmen

1: Study
Always study for test that you aren't completely sure that you'll ace, and even then study just to be safe.

2: Working
There's a library and a computer lab in this school, and of course you will have a mandatory lunch period. If you have the free time, feel free to stop off and finish your homework before you leave school for more free time and relaxation.

3: Procrastination
Always do your work on time, or get ready for a lot of stress.

4: Get Friends
Who else will help you with homework?

5: Be Prepared
Mentally and physically  for all assignments.

6: Jackets Are Nice
This school is cold almost every day of the year, bring something for warmth or freeze.

7: Don't Use the Vending Machines
Anything good was removed, there's only healthy snacks left.

8: Walking
Be prepared for other students to walk at extremely slow paces, block doorways and hallways to talk, and stink. Nose plugs and mental preparation is advised.

9: Music
Students seem to not know a majority of other people have ears, either bring ear plugs, tell them to turn it down, or listen to horrible rap/hip-hop

10: Twalking (Texting while walking)
A lot of people do this, they will crash into everything. Avoid them at all cost for safety reasons.

Monday, May 20, 2013

TED Talk: Steve Job's Speech

This may be a touching speech to others but it's definitely not touching, nor inspiring to me. Besides his story, almost everything in his speech has been said and done by many people who have achieved anything in life. No matter how hard their goal may have been, no matter how long it took them, they always say just work hard and everything will work out for you. But for a lot of people, this is not the case. Not everyone is as lucky as they have been, no matter how hard you work there will likely be an obstacle you can never overcome, or a crippling event will ruin your dreams. Even if you manage to overcome your inability, who's to say you'll ever reach your goal of becoming the best at it or anywhere near that for a matter. If you want to become successful, of course it will require hard work, and lots of it. But it will also require luck, and timing. If you come at a wrong time, if someone is in a bad mood, or anything at all goes wrong, your dreams can be crushed and there will be nothing you can do about it but try and try again until you either succeed, or run out of time. And most people run out of time.

TED Talk: Why We Do What We Do.

This speech hits home, as I expect it to happen to almost anyone that watches this video purely due to the topic. A lot of times in my life I would start some kind of personal project, or try to achieve a goal, but before I could do any of it I would just lose my motivation and quit. I've always wondered, "Why do I always lose motivation for this, even thought I love to do it?" This TED talk has helped make the answer a little bit clearer and I recommend others to watch it too.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Staying Underwater for 17 Minutes

This is easily, quite the feet from what you can imagine. A very large majority of people in this world can barely hold their breath for more than 2 minutes, at a time the world record for not breathing was a bit over 3 minutes. I know for a fact I won't be able to make it anywhere near 17 minutes, can't even hold mine for 20 seconds. So I must congratulate him on such a feet

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Speech


Victor Simmons
5/3/13
English II
Per.4

I would like to thank you all for choosing me, from such a large list of people, each with an amazing talent of their own, and I humbly accept this award for having such a short attention span. First of all, I would like to tell you all of my life as a child, during so is where my achievement of the shortest attention span in the world first began to take place. In class, in my mind, just about anywhere I went and anything I did would take so much longer than it needed to to be completed. One second I would be full on concentrating on my task at hand, then suddenly I’m discussing whether or not I should drink water or juice when I get home for the next half hour. This of course proved to be problematic for almost anything school wise, and even made some of everyday activities a task. Every time I wanted to get something, I would think of anything else, really, anything else except what I wanted to get! Eventually after turning around 6 times, I finally get what I’ve been trying to get in the first place. Even with these challenges, I tread on and still continued on my task of achieving the shortest attention span in the world. Eventually it began to impact my grades, it was a small change, but not very noticeable at first. Eventually it grew to become a problem so I knew I had to become more organized or my parents would force me to quit this “silly” task. So I knew I had to become more organized, thus began my cleaning phase. I cleaned my room, kept my agenda handy and started to write down assignments more and more and that fixed me forgetting my homework, but less so. Finally during the end of highschool I finally had everything set up the future looked bright and my goal for the shortest attention span in the world was practically in my grasp. Then came college and it sent me sprawling down a spiral. There was so much to do and I just couldn’t stay organized enough to remember my assignments. I was just about to fail almost all of my class due to forgotten homework. Eventually my dad chose to intervene after hearing of my problems and decided to tell me something that struck deep. “I’m disappointed in you.” Rather than sit there and more like most people would, I decided to work harder, try more tactics to successfully pass college while sticking to my goal. If it weren’t for my dad I would not be standing here today, accepting this award. He is by far the most caring and sympathetic man I know today. I could go on and on about the great and magnificent deeds he’s done in the past but I’m sure no one wants to hear about all of that. Now back to my short attention span, after college it bloomed into an entirely new level, one that was just out of this world and just couldn’t be compared to any other so-called short attention spans. I had finally achieved my goal and have managed to keep it short enough to be chosen as a recipient of this award. I can honestly say I’ve never been so proud of anything I’ve ever done in my life, I have never even thought I would get an award for doing all of this, I just wanted to break a record! I honestly can’t thank any of you enough for this and I will always remember this day, and everyone here.